It was like a bad joke…

A Muslim, a Catholic and an atheist were watching their children in the park.

The Muslim woman says to the others, “My daughter has decided that now she has a sister, she needs two brothers.  I tell her, ‘what!  is your father going to get a second wife!’ ”

She laughs.  No one joins her. 

She goes on, “He would need to buy a bigger vehicle to drive around two wives and four kids!”

She notices no one else thinks this is funny.

The Catholic turns her attention to her child throwing a ball for the dog.

“Sweetie, you have to make sure he sees where you throw it.  Otherwise he can’t find the ball!”

The atheist chimes in, “Maybe you need to rub bacon grease on it so he can find it by smell instead of by sight.”

The Muslim and the Catholic look horrified.  For different reasons.

“Mommy, look at me!” calls a kid as she jumps off the swing.  “Aren’t I funny?”

Everyone laughs.

2 thoughts on “It was like a bad joke…

  1. OK. A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. Bartender says what is this some kind of a joke? Sorry.

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